DEAR STUPID ANNOYING HUMAN LUMP.
ALSO KNOWN AS EGBERT.
YOUR HUMAN WEBSITES ARE, ALTHOUGH INFINITLY LESS ADVANCED AND INTELLIGENT THAN ANYTHING OUR RACE WOULD DEEM USEFUL, AMUSING. AND BY AMUSING I MEAN PAINFULLY TRIVIAL AND LAUGHABLY STUPID. JUST LIKE WHAT PASSES FOR CINEMA ON YOUR SHITHOLE PLANET.
THE ONLY THING REMOTELY EXCITING ABOUT GETTING LETTERS IS THAT ONCE I ANSWER THEM WITH MY SUPERIOUR WISDOM, THEY DISAPPEAR. I WISH YOU WOULD DO THE SAME.
haha whatever you say! you can keep pretending that you’re not enjoying yourself, answering the questions of ‘human lowlifes’ like the ‘superior being’ you are.
besides, i know you would at least miss me a little bit if i disappeared. :)